oceanmaster: vectorgato: The logistics of this are questionable. Wait. A glass bong and dildo? Wh HUH??? Step 1: Get high. Step 2: Masturbate. Why? Because masturbating/having sex while high (anything upwards of a [5/6], really) is fucking phenomenal. True facts. But while that says it’s 8 inches, it only looks like it’s 4 to 5 inches of insertable length. Also it’s a pipe, not a bong. (Man I sound like such a stoner)

oceanmaster:

vectorgato:

The logistics of this are questionable.

Wait. A glass bong and dildo?

Wh

HUH???

Step 1: Get high.

Step 2: Masturbate.

Why? Because masturbating/having sex while high (anything upwards of a [5/6], really) is fucking phenomenal. True facts. But while that says it’s 8 inches, it only looks like it’s 4 to 5 inches of insertable length.

Also it’s a pipe, not a bong.

(Man I sound like such a stoner)